Well

I am doing my best to discredit this news through various online media outlets but the moral of the story is clear... don't take a dump on some body's doorstep because they just might take your DNA!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/14/bigfoot-dna-results-final_n_2681135.html

Old News

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/bigfoot-investigators-search-sasquatch-upstate-new-york-vermont-article-1.1222327

I do enjoy apples I can't lie.

and then there is this...
“Whatever the male side is, they made it with human women,” the Texas veterinarian explained. “The resulting offspring is Sasquatch. “

yup

I got caught giving this tree the business... want to make something og it?!?!?!

what happens in the woods... stays in the woods

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2012/11/27/bigfoot-is-part-human-dna-study-claims/?intcmp=features

have I had sex w/ humans?  Ask Britney Spears....  as I like to say "a gentleman never asks... and a gentlesasquatch never tells."

Yeah, it was an owl... an OWL!!!

I was no where near that place... I was at my family's place in Montana for the holiday. I swear.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/sasquatch-researcher-bigfoot-ravaged-apple-orchard-backyard-article-1.1207714

Bout Time

Memphre got his due!!  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/15/quebecs-lake-memphremagog_n_1966470.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News#slide=1641321

Now this is Art!

way to go Jason Heuser