Dirty Nasty Sasquatch Sex!!!

Gotcha!  The life of a sasquatch is actually quite lonely and not the stuff of harlequin novels.  Sure, sometimes I come across an amorous bear or cheeky moose but it is not as often as you might think.

How about that footage from British Columbia last week?  Yeah, that was my cousin Obediah. Thought he could get out for a quick jog in the hills and bam! Captured on film by some punk ass hiker.  Oh, well... it will never stick. Too far away.  Could be a dude w/ a hairy back for all you know!!!

Whoops...

Well

I am doing my best to discredit this news through various online media outlets but the moral of the story is clear... don't take a dump on some body's doorstep because they just might take your DNA!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/14/bigfoot-dna-results-final_n_2681135.html

Old News

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/bigfoot-investigators-search-sasquatch-upstate-new-york-vermont-article-1.1222327

I do enjoy apples I can't lie.

and then there is this...
“Whatever the male side is, they made it with human women,” the Texas veterinarian explained. “The resulting offspring is Sasquatch. “

yup

I got caught giving this tree the business... want to make something og it?!?!?!

what happens in the woods... stays in the woods

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2012/11/27/bigfoot-is-part-human-dna-study-claims/?intcmp=features

have I had sex w/ humans?  Ask Britney Spears....  as I like to say "a gentleman never asks... and a gentlesasquatch never tells."

Yeah, it was an owl... an OWL!!!

I was no where near that place... I was at my family's place in Montana for the holiday. I swear.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/sasquatch-researcher-bigfoot-ravaged-apple-orchard-backyard-article-1.1207714