A bear? Yeah, a bear... that's the ticket!

Scientists to the rescue again! No way anybody will be looking for an upright dexterous hairball now!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/dna-links-yeti-hair-prehistoric-polar-bear-article-1.1852251

Still haven't found me losers!!!

http://www.joshuastevens.net/visualization/squatch-watch-92-years-of-bigfoot-sightings-in-us-and-canada/

Dirty Nasty Sasquatch Sex!!!

Gotcha!  The life of a sasquatch is actually quite lonely and not the stuff of harlequin novels.  Sure, sometimes I come across an amorous bear or cheeky moose but it is not as often as you might think.

How about that footage from British Columbia last week?  Yeah, that was my cousin Obediah. Thought he could get out for a quick jog in the hills and bam! Captured on film by some punk ass hiker.  Oh, well... it will never stick. Too far away.  Could be a dude w/ a hairy back for all you know!!!

Whoops...

Well

I am doing my best to discredit this news through various online media outlets but the moral of the story is clear... don't take a dump on some body's doorstep because they just might take your DNA!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/14/bigfoot-dna-results-final_n_2681135.html

Old News

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/bigfoot-investigators-search-sasquatch-upstate-new-york-vermont-article-1.1222327

I do enjoy apples I can't lie.

and then there is this...
“Whatever the male side is, they made it with human women,” the Texas veterinarian explained. “The resulting offspring is Sasquatch. “

yup

I got caught giving this tree the business... want to make something og it?!?!?!

what happens in the woods... stays in the woods

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2012/11/27/bigfoot-is-part-human-dna-study-claims/?intcmp=features

have I had sex w/ humans?  Ask Britney Spears....  as I like to say "a gentleman never asks... and a gentlesasquatch never tells."

Yeah, it was an owl... an OWL!!!

I was no where near that place... I was at my family's place in Montana for the holiday. I swear.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/sasquatch-researcher-bigfoot-ravaged-apple-orchard-backyard-article-1.1207714

Bout Time

Memphre got his due!!  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/15/quebecs-lake-memphremagog_n_1966470.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News#slide=1641321

Now this is Art!

way to go Jason Heuser

i am lazy

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/7eba6554c3/jack-link-s-sasquatch-video-revue-episode-4

Hey

Check out my cousin Phil on the red carpet at the ESPYs!

SO HOT

I can't find the damned air conditioners anywhere in this store!!!

Awesome

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lazy day on the river

Tough Weekend

sorry... embed feature not working for Sasquatch.  I am now going to SMASH BLOGGER AND YOUTUBE!!!!!!   RRRRAAAARRRRR!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_78onokOzgE&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saOgz9hRyKQ&feature=related

Brother from another mother

Go Sas!  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/12/sasquatch-national-beef-jerky-day_n_1590598.html?utm_hp_ref=food

Bigfoot Boobs

Nobody looks at this blog.  Apparently people don't give a shit about the trials and tribulations of the lonely Sasquatch here in Vermont.  Sure, you search for me in the woods.  You hunt me.  You try and snap my picture w/out compensation.  I get more respect in Mongolia.  Of course they are snappy dressers and are good at riding horses.  Well, I will keep posting because this is for me.  Someday I will meet a special Sasquatch and we will have little bigfoots and those little bigfoots will appreciate seeing their old man living the single life in the woods... drinking stolen beer, using stolen wi-fi, hanging w/ Champ, bagging moose babes.  Someday...

Busted!!

Finally got my Idaho vacation photos downloaded on my laptop.  Do you have any idea how hard it is to get tech support when you are hiding in the woods and don't want anyone to discover you?  REAL HARD!!!