what happens in the woods... stays in the woods

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2012/11/27/bigfoot-is-part-human-dna-study-claims/?intcmp=features

have I had sex w/ humans?  Ask Britney Spears....  as I like to say "a gentleman never asks... and a gentlesasquatch never tells."

Yeah, it was an owl... an OWL!!!

I was no where near that place... I was at my family's place in Montana for the holiday. I swear.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/sasquatch-researcher-bigfoot-ravaged-apple-orchard-backyard-article-1.1207714