Old News

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/bigfoot-investigators-search-sasquatch-upstate-new-york-vermont-article-1.1222327

I do enjoy apples I can't lie.

and then there is this...
“Whatever the male side is, they made it with human women,” the Texas veterinarian explained. “The resulting offspring is Sasquatch. “

yup

I got caught giving this tree the business... want to make something og it?!?!?!

what happens in the woods... stays in the woods

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2012/11/27/bigfoot-is-part-human-dna-study-claims/?intcmp=features

have I had sex w/ humans?  Ask Britney Spears....  as I like to say "a gentleman never asks... and a gentlesasquatch never tells."

Yeah, it was an owl... an OWL!!!

I was no where near that place... I was at my family's place in Montana for the holiday. I swear.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/sasquatch-researcher-bigfoot-ravaged-apple-orchard-backyard-article-1.1207714

Bout Time

Memphre got his due!!  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/15/quebecs-lake-memphremagog_n_1966470.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News#slide=1641321

Now this is Art!

way to go Jason Heuser

i am lazy

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/7eba6554c3/jack-link-s-sasquatch-video-revue-episode-4

Hey

Check out my cousin Phil on the red carpet at the ESPYs!

SO HOT

I can't find the damned air conditioners anywhere in this store!!!

Awesome

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lazy day on the river

Tough Weekend

sorry... embed feature not working for Sasquatch.  I am now going to SMASH BLOGGER AND YOUTUBE!!!!!!   RRRRAAAARRRRR!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_78onokOzgE&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saOgz9hRyKQ&feature=related

Brother from another mother

Go Sas!  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/12/sasquatch-national-beef-jerky-day_n_1590598.html?utm_hp_ref=food

Bigfoot Boobs

Nobody looks at this blog.  Apparently people don't give a shit about the trials and tribulations of the lonely Sasquatch here in Vermont.  Sure, you search for me in the woods.  You hunt me.  You try and snap my picture w/out compensation.  I get more respect in Mongolia.  Of course they are snappy dressers and are good at riding horses.  Well, I will keep posting because this is for me.  Someday I will meet a special Sasquatch and we will have little bigfoots and those little bigfoots will appreciate seeing their old man living the single life in the woods... drinking stolen beer, using stolen wi-fi, hanging w/ Champ, bagging moose babes.  Someday...

Busted!!

Finally got my Idaho vacation photos downloaded on my laptop.  Do you have any idea how hard it is to get tech support when you are hiding in the woods and don't want anyone to discover you?  REAL HARD!!!

Booo Rain

Going to be a crappy weekend... Wait, I don't even work, why do I care about weekend vs weekdays?

Wet

Nice weekend but I am like a drowned rat.  A 7'4" 400lbs drowned rat!

The Heat has been on

So I have been hiding out.  But I will be back and posting soon.  Viva La Sasquatch!!!!

Making Mad Dough!

You may wonder how I finance my extravagant outdoorsy lifestyle?  Movies my friends.  Yeah, I was in the Avengers.  It was a small part but I got a good deal w/ a piece on the back end which should be huge!  I was the mostly invisible hero that kept busting stuff up and tossing it for the other guys to clean up.  Needless to say, I expect to have a bigger role in the "director's cut"... here is the poster.

Huh... I was way off!!!

False advirstising ig you ask me!  Screw it, I am going anyway, I like Beck.
http://sasquatchfestival.com/#/lineup

How do I spend an overcast Tues.?

Partying w/ my Bigfoot friends of course!  Hey, I don't have a real job, I have plenty of time to funnel beer, drink a case or two, maybe even get an ice luge going?  I can't invite Champ though... he drinks like a Peliosaurus.  Real drinking problem.

Whoa... Check this out!

The interweb is fascinating!  http://www.bigfootlunchclub.com/2012/04/watch-local-vermont-news-cover.html

Should I go to Oregon for the Sasquatch Symposium?  Any idea how hard it is to hitchhike when you are 7'2" and weigh 375lbs?  Oh, Kirstie Alley, you do! 

BTW, how funny does Darren Perron look in this picture?  That is a terrible pic. of me as well, Why am I so red?  Plus, my head is not that pointed and my pecs. are much more developed, they don't looked like deflated balloons!  I work out!!

One of

The best ways to see this lovely state of Vermont is... hang gliding.  Yup, I love it.  It is a great way to unwind see the sights and keep an eye on pesky Sasquatch hunters!

Well, I Never!

This movie trailer is Sas-Crap!  They are trying to blame my brethren for destroying a toilet when it is clearly a yeti who has done the damage! http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/hotel-transylvania/trailer

It is also dubious in that there is no such hotel and Dracula is a real dick who would never open such an establishment. Just saying...

And Another Thing!

I’d like to finally put the speculation around the lunar landing to bed – how do I know it happened?  Cause I was there!!

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-TH was here

Tell You What

The sun is breaking through and it is still a little chilly for non furry flatlanders!  That means it is time to find some foggy spots on Lake Champlain with my buddy Champ and them Gervais Boys, Red and Bert for some turns and a few brews!

Uh Oh!

School break this week... that means more people out and about and harder for me to cruise around VT w/out being noticed.  That said, I cannot possibly miss out on the chance to enjoy a cold rain "springtime" day!

Lookin' in the wrong place!

It's me... watching you... looking for me!  RRRRRAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

How do I do it?

Many people ask (not directly because nobody ever really sees me for more than a moment)... Hey Yeti, how are you so stealthy?  Easy my friends... we Sasquatch come from a long line of ninjas!  Ninjas.

Time for Some Saquaping!

So on days like this, the sun is out, it is warm... a yeti starts to think about beach season!  Sure there are not many pics of me kicking it on the shore but there are a bunch of hidden spots all around this great state of Vermont!  Yup, just me and a bunch of nudists scoping out private spots and catching a few forbidden rays.  Before I get out there though it is important to get a bit of personal hygiene taken care of.  Seriously, I am a hairy beast.  Literally.  That is why I like the new place here in the Church Street Mall.  I slip in after hours and get all of my needs taken care of, discreetly.  Eyebrows?  Check!  Back hair?  Check!!  Brazilian wax?  You better believe it... I told you I was hanging w/ nudists!  Plus my pal Champ really has no hair to speak of and makes me very self conscious when we are swimming in the lake.  You know, tons of "All that Sasquatch hair is what is really polluting the lake not the red mollusks!"  He can be a real smug son of bee-sting some times!  You think I am kidding w/ this sasquaping stuff?  Try checking out George Clooney's shoe size some time and get back to me.  Those eyebrows are pretty crazy after a day or two unkempt I will tell you!

Another Sunny Day in Burlington...

Never know where I may be hiding chief!

Sun's Out... Guns Out!!!

Early season so I was able to sneak in a few holes at Kwini before anyone was able to spot me!!!

Hey, Still Pretty Good Up at Stowe

Nice once all the tourists are gone.  I was able to get in a few turns in peace...

Whew!

That was a close one!!!

I am so nervous

So I have been cruising around in the woods for awhile trying to steer clear of the damn leaf peepers, skiers, and other assorted ninnies who are constantly trying to take my picture (I am more in demand than Ryan Seacrest).  I finally found a a quiet space to sit down, put up a wi-fi antenna and get my words on paper/ screen.  And no, I did not steal this computer, a hiker from New Jersey dropped it when they tried to hike Mt. Mansfield in February w/out the proper gear.  They are such turds.  Yeah, I did have to appropriate a charger and an Internet account from VT Telecom but those guys are thieves themselves... am I right?  Who's with me?  I know you are Shumlin!  Anyway, I hope to make this a fun way to follow my comings and goings and don't forget to follow me on Twitter @vtsasquatch.  Stay tuned!